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annashaberdashery:

From my window this morning…

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berlin1991:

goals

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tractorgoth:

antifa-spiderman:

antifa-spiderman:

“woke grinch advertising to appeal to millennials & gen z kids” is possibly the single dumbest and dystopian shit i’ve ever seen in my life

okay amazon………….

This is actually a very clever and convincing joke edit series by David Malki that got misattributed and spread virally almost immediately.

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erotetica:

catchymemes:

I only drink free-range, organic water

Not to be dramatic but how fucking dare this have no sound

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benepla:

Not to turn mental illness into relatable content but is there anything more hilarious then spending an entire day vamping up to do something like spending ALL day thinking about it and putting it off and dreading it and then you finally, FINALLY do it and it takes 6 seconds and you realize that was your whole day plan

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artist-magritte:

The fire, 1943, Rene Magritte

https://www.wikiart.org/en/rene-magritte/the-fire-1943

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stardustparker:

reasons i want to be rich

• to randomly fill up people’s entire gofundme’s
  
• to be able to tip a thousand dollars to a stressed server at a restaurant
  
• to give really good gifts for birthdays that arent just gift cards
• to be able to actually afford my real sense of style
• to pay my mom’s bills and debts

reasons i dont want to be rich

• to hoard the entire fucking planet’s resources and kill off the world’s population slowly 
  

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hoktril:

hoktril:

the biggest mood of the night is the hulu support agent saying “wack” when i told him one of his solutions didn’t work. mitch r if you’re out there-

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animar-seal-of-elephants:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

sansastarkofficial:

sansastarkofficial:

Smash mouth has a song about a guy realizing the girl he’s dating is still in love with her ex girlfriend and he encourages said ex to come back and rekindle their lesbian romance

Maybe the real All Star was the bisexuals we met along the way

this is like… the exact opposite of Jolene

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mayor-deer:

This is so pure I love this grandma <3

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chocolatequeennk:

zephra85:

#can you imagine the poor lady who had an existential crisis over this tho#‘Dana. dana i don’t know the name#when I asked the name they just said to surprise them#dana what does that mean what do i do#who says that’

@joi-in-the-tardis

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esmeanne:

bella rollin up the the cullens house knowing full well her blood smells damn near irresistible but risking it all for a chance at finally getting dicked down by the weird boy from bio

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artcarl: